identity Love Sock: Your misfortune is our bread 'n buttah!

Because victims have money too ^TM

Products

Child ID Theft Protection Plan: Yes, this is our speciality. Give us all your kids personal information, and we'll make sure nothing happens to it. We promise. Really. Please include address, school hours, and when your child may be alone.
Adult ID Theft Protection Plan: All we need are about 2 dozen pieces of sensitive information, and we'll make sure nobody else gets their filthy hands on it. Seriously.
Senior/Deceased ID Theft Protection Plan: Even your dead and near-dead loved ones need some identity peace of mind! Contact us for details!

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Facts

4,000,000 identities are stolen every day.
30,000 people contract an STD every day
What is more important?
YOU DECIDE

Testimonials

"Thank god for this company. After having my identity stolen 12 times this past year, I finally feel safe. Been a subscriber for three days and no incidents!" - Susan

"With identity love sock, i feel completely shielded from evil hackers who might try to steal my identity. with this new service, now i say 'bring em on'!" - John

"Steal my shit? I'll shank you BITCH." - Jerry

"Since subscribing I feel as secure as a baby in a mothers arms. So secure in fact, my social security number is 457-55-5462" - Kitten